CLASSIC

Yesterday i dined on the company dollar, and was thusly able to order dessert. Half my dessert i kept so that i could eat it today. WELL i go into the fridge and what is missing? My dessert. I found the "evidence" in the garbage meaning it was eaten this morning RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE. I know someone didn't throw it out because there was a fork with key lime pie residue on it and most of the pie was gone.

Here is the note i left on the fridge: